I mean she only hit 100 effort for like 3 minutes. Psshh, amateur.
2. They're not creative at all.
Especially not with those squakes (squash snakes).
Squakes were SO last Halloween.
3. They make you want to just stay home.
I mean, who even wants to hike in Hawaii anyways?
4. They make you hate nature.
6. They are as boring as they come.
Who the heck wants to run near the bay?
7. And don't even get me started on how unadventurous they are.
'Cause who cares about Mountain Lions?
I mean, who are we kidding? We all suck. I think the evidence speaks for itself.